The COVID Monster

Regular price $29.99

"Say mask again! "Say... mask... again! I dare ya! I double dare ya, mother f*cker!"

One of the Left's most over-used, nonsense talking points: "If you don't wear your mask, you're gonna kill grandma!" This shirt provides a satirical take on the absurdity that it's not grandma's advanced age, weak immune system, or any of the other limitless reasons that old people have died since the beginning of time, it's because Timmy didn't wear a mask.

Piss off a Lefty due to their irrational fear of a virus that has a 99.9% survival rate; buy the COVID Monster shirt!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26