Hunter Biden 23rd Annual Crack Crawl

Regular price $24.99

Let's celebrate Hunter Biden's 23rd Annual Crack Crawl because, let's face it, there's probably not too many left in the tank for this guy.

"The wrong kid died." -- words surely muttered by Joe Biden every day before his brains turned to mush. This shirt celebrates the black sheep, dipshit, liability of the Biden clan and and some of his lowlights.

The original plan was to list all of his terrible deeds, but that would have required a train longer than that which was on Princess Diana's wedding gown, so we settled for a t-shirt.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26